No Bids Yets For Stella’s Garbage Frock!

The trash-bag concoction created by Project Runway’s new resident person-who-wears-leather-vests-and-no-pants, Stella, is on the auctioning block at a minimum bid of $30. So far, no takers. Why are we not shocked? To be fair, it was the show’s classic totally-unwearable challenge, and only a few of the designs have bids so far, but still: WE REFUSE TO RESPECT STELLA AND HER CRAPPY DRESS. Let’s compare her work to some of the other designers’ results:         

      

          Leanne’s                           Daniel’s                              Stella’s   

Seriously, what was Stella doing while Daniel was ironing down 5 million blue plastic cups?

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What’s Happening NOW…#2

Check out this intense Dark Knight site. (Dark Knight…oh wow I JUST got that pun.)

Angelina Jolie and Tyler Durden Brad Pitt had twins yesterday.

That Twilight vampire guy (LEFT) is freaky looking. Even for a vampire.

TIME FOR A HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3 PREVIEW! I hate this…but I also love it!

Uh-oh, Project Runway.

Ew DISGUSTING: It’s Bon Jovi. Central Park now officially sucks.

So Josh Brolin walks into a bar…

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OMG Fierce!

There are three days until the Project Runway season premiere, which means there are also just three days remaining before all the Christian Siriano jokes stop being cool. So hurry, and get in the rest of your hot tranny messes now, before the world moves on and you sound like a deranged time-capsule alien.

!!!

And yes, “fierce,” used in a PR context, is about to be retired as well. (Thank god.) But luckily, for those of you who think the word is being killed off before its time, you can rest assured that fierceness will live on in America’s Next Top Model Cycle 27, which starts this fall.

SO. Giggle at that sillywilly SNL skit ONE more time, reminiscent about your fave-fave episodes, and let’s let this whole Christian schtick be packed away in that box alongside Tom Cruise’s couch incident and people who still say “stoked.”

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