The trash-bag concoction created by Project Runway’s new resident person-who-wears-leather-vests-and-no-pants, Stella, is on the auctioning block at a minimum bid of $30. So far, no takers. Why are we not shocked? To be fair, it was the show’s classic totally-unwearable challenge, and only a few of the designs have bids so far, but still: WE REFUSE TO RESPECT STELLA AND HER CRAPPY DRESS. Let’s compare her work to some of the other designers’ results:

Leanne’s Daniel’s Stella’s
Seriously, what was Stella doing while Daniel was ironing down 5 million blue plastic cups?
I was checking out the bidding myself. My question is – I was thinking of bidding on Korto’s but the thought of rotten vegetables showing up on my doorstep via FedEx kinda made me gag. Okay, I’m not thinking of bidding, but seriously?
[...] why the career advice, you ask? After all, we didn’t seem quite so friendly in our last Stella post, where we trashed her for her lame dress. BUT this week she has truly won us over with her luv [...]