First of all, be grateful we chose to bypass the asking-for-it potential post title, “Twilight Fans Out For Blood.” Hehe…NOT.
Secondly, it looks like our keen observation in a previous post, that vampster Edward Cullen was, in our own words, “freaky-looking,” was dead on. Legions of teenage girl crap-novel readers are apparently outraged at Entertainment Weekly’s depiction of the upcoming movie on its cover, and claim the magazine’s photo of actor Robert “Cedric Diggory” Pattinson and Random Actress from In the Land of Women portrayed the naturally un-freaky-looking, smokin’ hot vampire as, well, a freaky-looking freak.
Whoops! But we totally agree. The shot of the two stars makes Robert/Cedric/Edward look like a pasty, lipstick-wearing dude who could stand to do a few push-ups every now and then. And yes, Twilighters, Bella does look like a ho.
Bad call, EW!
