I just don’t. I mean I’m all for lack of subtlety – don’t hold back, grrrl. But besides the fact that “I Kissed a Girl” is a straight-up NOT GOOD song, I can’t seem to shake the feeling that this might be the second coming of Avril Lavigne.
Not that that’s a groundbreaking discovery; she’s already being compared to Avs in all sorts of publications, like Billboard, which also praises her “mix of sass and spunk” and “mischevious lyrics.” Um, okay. “Singing” in some kind of tarded electro-voice about hypothetically turning gay for a day does not automatically earn you a place in the Edgy Hall of Fame.
Tila Tequila’s been around for a while. (Even LiLo’s a member of that club now.)
Also that whole rebellious-pastor-daughter backstory is soooper overhyped and dumb. It’s not like she’s the only religious offspring to “stray the course.” AND she’s earned the Nylon seal of approval which is highly disturbing since she’s about as “alternative” as Ashlee Simpson.
Bleh. So, in retaliation, I’m going to be the one blogger who does not link to her mp3 and instead, I’m linking to someone more deserving of fame and, uh, critical accolades.
mp3: “Monkey” – Two Loons for Tea
Jonathan and Sarah of Two Loons for Tea, left.
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